Is Shivambu forming his own cult?

 Floyd Shivambu's New Political Formation Featuring None other than the infamous Pastor Zondo. Is he forming his own cult?

By Noko Mabofa Maleka
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"When a politician and a pastor with matching egos and scandals join forces, you don’t get a movement—you get a reality show."

South Africa, brace yourself. As if the political circus wasn't already overbooked with clowns and preachers, Floyd Shivambu has decided to step into his destiny—not as a politician of the people, but perhaps as a high priest of his very own politico-religious cult.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read right. The Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) co-founder has allegedly broken away to form his very own political party, and guess who’s rumoured to be in his front row? The infamous Pastor Zondo of Rivers of Living Waters Ministries—a man known less for baptisms and more for scandals dripping in holy oil and teenage trauma.

🔮 Politics, Prophets, and Predators: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Pastor Zondo isn’t just any pulpit pounder. He’s the man, the legend, the video, who once made headlines for being caught with his cassock down—literally. His church, often whispered to operate more like a cult than a congregation, is now becoming the spiritual wing of Floyd’s new political formation?

If you’re thinking, “This sounds like satire,” unfortunately, it’s not.

The very same Zondo currently faces disturbing allegations involving the sexual abuse of teenage girls within his church—allegations that have refused to disappear, even with all the anointing oil in Gauteng. Yet, somehow, this man is a central character in a new "movement" meant to save the country?

🧠 A Match Made in Heaven (or Somewhere Lower)

Let’s put it this way: if politics is theatre, then Shivambu and Zondo are a double act no one asked for but South Africans are going to get anyway. Both have tasted power, both are obsessed with control, and both are surrounded by more allegations than accomplishments.

  • One is accused of capturing minds through doctrine.
  • The other is accused of capturing minds through ideology.
  • Together? They might just be capturing your vote—and your soul, if you’re not careful.

Is it a party or is it a pulpit? Is it a campaign rally or a prayer meeting? Are we voting or being delivered from the demons of democracy?

We’re not sure. Neither, it seems, are they.

🗳️ Politics in South Africa: Now With Extra Incense

This bizarre marriage between pulpit and Parliament raises serious questions. Has Floyd Shivambu finally given up on revolutionary politics and chosen revelation politics instead? Has the fight for economic freedom turned into a battle for tithes and tongues?

And more importantly: Is Floyd building a political party or launching a full-blown cult?

With Zondo on board, the campaign slogan might as well be:

“Lay hands on your ballot, the Lord is watching.”

📍 Conclusion: When the Shepherd Becomes the Commissar

As the nation reels from unemployment, corruption, and rolling blackouts, one might’ve hoped for leaders grounded in integrity and vision. Instead, we’re getting sermons and scandals wrapped in red berets.

What this new political "formation" really represents is anyone’s guess—but if it walks like a cult, talks like a cult, and recruits like a cult… well, you do the math.

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